Someone has to talk about public restrooms! You walk into one, and it’s like stepping into a crime scene from a dystopian horror flick—floors stickier than a politician’s promises, walls screaming for a bleach bath, and some asshole in the next stall yapping on his phone like he’s closing a Wall Street deal. Who raised … Continue reading Public Restrooms Are a Filthy, Pervert-Infested Nightmare, and You Animals Are Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Republicans Are Just Democrats in Red Hats: The “Big Beautiful Bill” Is a Debt Bomb, and You Idiots Are Clapping for Collapse
I’m about to tear both Republicans and Democrats a new asshole for their latest fiscal fuck-up: this so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” being debated in Congress. The GOP, those sanctimonious “fiscal conservatives,” are proving they’re no better than the tax-and-spend Democrats, ready to pile $3–$4 trillion onto our already obscene $31 trillion national debt. No real … Continue reading Republicans Are Just Democrats in Red Hats: The “Big Beautiful Bill” Is a Debt Bomb, and You Idiots Are Clapping for Collapse
MAGA Grifters Are Soulless Scum: Stop Falling for Their Lies, You Pathetic Cuckolds
This is Ghost, and I’m here to burn the MAGA grifting machine to the fucking ground. For years, these human landfills—Catturd, Tim Pool, The Quartering, Jack Posobiec, Charlie Kirk, and their ilk—have made bank parroting Trump’s bullshit and MAGA slogans, fleecing unsuspecting rubes who bought their lies hook, line, and sinker. Now, with Trump back … Continue reading MAGA Grifters Are Soulless Scum: Stop Falling for Their Lies, You Pathetic Cuckolds
Millennials and Gen Z: Stop Whining About Boomers and Grow the Fuck Up Already
I’m sick to death of Millennials and Gen Z crying like babies about how Boomers ruined their lives. You pampered, anime-obsessed, cosplay-worshipping manchildren are pushing 40, and you’re still blaming your parents for your useless, stagnant existence? Get a grip. You had the cushiest childhoods in history—safe suburbs, Game Boys, and all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut—and instead … Continue reading Millennials and Gen Z: Stop Whining About Boomers and Grow the Fuck Up Already
The Great American Dry Spell: Young, Single, and Doomed
Picture this: millions of young Americans, holed up in their childhood bedrooms, staring at screens, swiping their youth away, and getting absolutely zero action. We’re not talking a few loners here—most of these poor bastards are single, sexless, and so alone they’re on a first-name basis with their Wi-Fi router. It’s a nationwide epidemic of … Continue reading The Great American Dry Spell: Young, Single, and Doomed
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